December 28th, 2007
New DAF boards out now at the DAF site!
May 19th, 2007
So check it out, I'm so busy being a rad artist that I don't have enough time to write any news about my new website. That's why I've decided to let Danny write it for me. Who is Danny? He's the studly dude that made this website, as well as the three other ones I had (not so great). Oh, and he's pretty much the most awesome guy I know. I'll be a millionare someday and I'm almost positive it will be because of Danny. Did I mention that he's also the greatest bass player that ever lived? Way better than Jaco Pastorius. What kind of name is Jaco Pastorius anyway? If Danny and Jaco faced off on bass (or pretty much anything else), Danny would lay the funk down on Jaco so hard that he'd burst into flames immediately. Not even kidding. Anyway, I could go on about how awesome Danny is, but I'll stop so that you can check out the rest of this outstandingly great website. Check back here again and maybe I'll have some more news. I mean, it's so easy, all I have to do is use the sweet back end that Danny made me.